Expecting Rain

3)Re question 2... Are you aware that UP is full of shit?

I beg to differ... There has never been a recorded act of violence while Bob is soloing on his guitar... in fact, people forget their hunger pangs too... even God is mezmerized!

I'm not sure the Mez would concur, but I love this quote all the same.

Mr. Dylan, do you contribute to any of those ‘celebrity/genius” type sperm banks or do you find that your rumored abundant success with the traditional delivery method sufficient?

Oh, never mind, I already know that this question will earn the “1000 miles stare” which for anyone that doesn’t know that is the unspoken response meaning “you gotta be fucking nuts if you think I gonna answer that one!!!!”

Deggo, it might be good thing if you get yourself familiar with this response, because other than the first questions that I posted this very well might be the only response you are gonna get….. but it might make an interesting story for you to come back to us if you try to talk to him..... I would not try to talk to him before any concert you have tickets for, you wouldn’t want to miss a concert that you paid for a ticket to attend…. You know, in case you end up in jail…

I obviously don't care 'why.' The 'how' is interesting, though.

I know we know. I just wanted someone to ask BARON that question.

'I am tweezered up. Would sir care for some dressing to the right assistance?'

Do you will play in Bilbao this summer?

Do you own a copy of "Ice Station Zebra"?

(worth asking because he doesn't cut his nails.....)

Will you sweep me up in your harmonica holder, and take me on a trip upon your magic, swirling ship, to 1966?

Can I be a lodger on your bus? Can I bring friends?

Rock, paper or scissors? Which do you swallow before going on stage?

bob have you met the great and powerful bennyboy- pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

''Bob, why don't you wear decent clothes on stage these days?''

I've gotten stomach pains from laughing so hard.... does that count?

Do you use the word wicked often?

He lived on the west coast in the 80s and 90s. That's an east coast thing....


you can substitute "wicked" with "freakin' awesome" instead... you may have better luck, but I doubt it

I say freakin', too, but mostly when I'm angry.

What's your favorite swear word, Bob?

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I fear not, young lady ...or boy...

yes!!! hahahhahhahhaah

there have been times where the larger sized outfit has kept cover something he wears for back support occasionally.

the large hat and oversized clothes also give people something to focus on when they are far away and he's not allowing projection screens to be used.

How does it feel to be the only person who has to be at every Bob Dylan concert, and can never be in the audience?

good question...

the answer my friend.....

Hermaphrodite sea horse, as it happens.