Expecting Rain

You meet someone with a particularly large hat. It could be a man or a woman.

Live At Budokan

A ghost visits you while you are waiting in the Post Office queue, and whispers the word 'Steve' in your ear.

I have always found that Nashville Skyline is an album for every situation, including deaths and funerals... the album went down very well when we buried my mother and beloved dog, Lucky, who were both dead after dying in a tragic accident... ah, fond memories!

SLOW TRAIN COMING


next:

Your house is on fire, your children are gone.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO A BOB DYLAN ALBUM REV - PHONE THE EMERGENCY SERVICES IMMEDIATELY!

You say that, but when Bob Dylan's house was on fire and he was up to his eyes in debt, he just stood at the window and asked the maid "Have you seen dignity?".

What a prick.

DOWN IN THE GROOVE


next:

You're in the ocean, being pulled beneath by the undertow

I would say "John Wesley Harding", actually I got the idea for this thread listening to that album and thinking, man I could be on a strange desolate island and about to be gangraped by a bunch of illiterate naked locals and still enjoy the hell out of that album, even if my rectum got fiercely plumbed to the beauty of "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight"...

is the next location your rectum?


let's carefully consider this..........

BoB

Oh ... Down In The Groove!

Actually man, rethinking this, I am not sure if "bring that bottle over here" is a line I would like to hear if I was about to get sodomized.

Benny/Trev/Gunfighter/somebody somewhere especially you girls

we need a situation........

Eating a burger on a roller coaster.

Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.

Same for both of these - The Basement Tapes.

Ok - you leave for work, but you've forgotten most of your toes. When you get there, coffee no longer exists, except as a concept.

HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED


you are shaking your tailfeather with a beautiful girl when you spy an even hotter one coming your way

Bootleg Series Volume Two.

You are sat in your lounge listening to Street-Legal (could be a trick question!).

..wishing you'd bought the remaster?

DESIRE

you find yourself driving and driving, seemingly without a destination

Something by Tom Jones. Maybe his new album.

You are in the toilet at work, french kissing your reflection in the mirror as usual, when your boss walks in and starts doing the same. When he's finished, he walks out and just as the door is about to shut he pokes his head back around, gives you a massive thumbs up and screams "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Freewheelin' - one of the few things in life that lessens the pain of a massive thumbs up!

You suddenly remember Judith Chalmers, and reflect on the transient nature of life,

GENUINE LIVE '66


the doctor tells you that he must remove your appendix

'Dancin In The Dark' from the Toads Place bootleg.

You are invited to go skiing with David Hasselhoff, all expenses paid, but the only condition is you have to pretend to be the futuristic car KITT whenever he is in your presence,

Hurricane.

You find yourself in a hurricane.