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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
PostPosted: Mon May 28th, 2012, 15:04 GMT 
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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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I have always found that Nashville Skyline is an album for every situation, including deaths and funerals... the album went down very well when we buried my mother and beloved dog, Lucky, who were both dead after dying in a tragic accident... ah, fond memories!


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when we buried my mother and beloved dog, Lucky, who were both dead after dying in a tragic accident... ah, fond memories!



SLOW TRAIN COMING


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Your house is on fire, your children are gone.


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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the_revelator wrote:
thickboy wrote:
when we buried my mother and beloved dog, Lucky, who were both dead after dying in a tragic accident... ah, fond memories!



SLOW TRAIN COMING!


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NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO A BOB DYLAN ALBUM REV - PHONE THE EMERGENCY SERVICES IMMEDIATELY!


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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the_revelator wrote:

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NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO A BOB DYLAN ALBUM REV - PHONE THE EMERGENCY SERVICES IMMEDIATELY!


You say that, but when Bob Dylan's house was on fire and he was up to his eyes in debt, he just stood at the window and asked the maid "Have you seen dignity?".

What a prick.


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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"Have you seen dignity?"


DOWN IN THE GROOVE


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You're in the ocean, being pulled beneath by the undertow


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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thickboy wrote:
I have always found that Nashville Skyline is an album for every situation

I would say "John Wesley Harding", actually I got the idea for this thread listening to that album and thinking, man I could be on a strange desolate island and about to be gangraped by a bunch of illiterate naked locals and still enjoy the hell out of that album, even if my rectum got fiercely plumbed to the beauty of "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight"...


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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TheGunfighter wrote:
thickboy wrote:
I have always found that Nashville Skyline is an album for every situation

I would say "John Wesley Harding", actually I got the idea for this thread listening to that album and thinking, man I could be on a strange desolate island and about to be gangraped by a bunch of illiterate naked locals and still enjoy the hell out of that album, even if my rectum got fiercely plumbed to the beauty of "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight"...



is the next location your rectum?


let's carefully consider this..........


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Bennyboy wrote:
"Have you seen dignity?"


DOWN IN THE GROOVE


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You're in the ocean, being pulled beneath by the undertow


BoB


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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the_revelator wrote:
TheGunfighter wrote:
I would say "John Wesley Harding", actually I got the idea for this thread listening to that album and thinking, man I could be on a strange desolate island and about to be gangraped by a bunch of illiterate naked locals and still enjoy the hell out of that album, even if my rectum got fiercely plumbed to the beauty of "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight"...



is the next location your rectum?


let's carefully consider this..........


Oh ... Down In The Groove!


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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the_revelator wrote:
TheGunfighter wrote:
I would say "John Wesley Harding", actually I got the idea for this thread listening to that album and thinking, man I could be on a strange desolate island and about to be gangraped by a bunch of illiterate naked locals and still enjoy the hell out of that album, even if my rectum got fiercely plumbed to the beauty of "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight"...

is the next location your rectum?
let's carefully consider this..........

Actually man, rethinking this, I am not sure if "bring that bottle over here" is a line I would like to hear if I was about to get sodomized.


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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Bennyboy wrote:
the_revelator wrote:

DOWN IN THE GROOVE


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You're in the ocean, being pulled beneath by the undertow


BoB



Benny/Trev/Gunfighter/somebody somewhere especially you girls

we need a situation........


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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TheGunfighter wrote:
Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.

Bennyboy wrote:
Eating a burger on a roller coaster.


Same for both of these - The Basement Tapes.

Ok - you leave for work, but you've forgotten most of your toes. When you get there, coffee no longer exists, except as a concept.


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.



HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED


you are shaking your tailfeather with a beautiful girl when you spy an even hotter one coming your way


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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the_revelator wrote:
TheGunfighter wrote:
Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.



HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED


you are shaking your tailfeather with a beautiful girl when you spy an even hotter one coming your way


Bootleg Series Volume Two.

You are sat in your lounge listening to Street-Legal (could be a trick question!).


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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Trev wrote:
TheGunfighter wrote:
Alrighty: your car crashes on a very empty highway at night, you cannot get out, your left foot is broken and you're in pain, and it's gonna take some time til the ambulance/whatever arrives. Which one.

Bennyboy wrote:
Eating a burger on a roller coaster.


Same for both of these - The Basement Tapes.

Ok - you leave for work, but you've forgotten most of your toes. When you get there, coffee no longer exists, except as a concept.



DESIRE

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Something by Tom Jones. Maybe his new album.

You are in the toilet at work, french kissing your reflection in the mirror as usual, when your boss walks in and starts doing the same. When he's finished, he walks out and just as the door is about to shut he pokes his head back around, gives you a massive thumbs up and screams "YOU'RE FIRED!"


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 Post subject: Re: Dylan album for EVERY situation...
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Bennyboy wrote:
Something by Tom Jones. Maybe his new album.

You are in the toilet at work, french kissing your reflection in the mirror as usual, when your boss walks in and starts doing the same. When he's finished, he walks out and just as the door is about to shut he pokes his head back around, gives you a massive thumbs up and screams "YOU'RE FIRED!"


Freewheelin' - one of the few things in life that lessens the pain of a massive thumbs up!

You suddenly remember Judith Chalmers, and reflect on the transient nature of life,


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Trev wrote:
Bennyboy wrote:
Something by Tom Jones. Maybe his new album.

You are in the toilet at work, french kissing your reflection in the mirror as usual, when your boss walks in and starts doing the same. When he's finished, he walks out and just as the door is about to shut he pokes his head back around, gives you a massive thumbs up and screams "YOU'RE FIRED!"


Freewheelin' - one of the few things in life that lessens the pain of a massive thumbs up!

You suddenly remember Judith Chalmers, and reflect on the transient nature of life,



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Trev wrote:
Bennyboy wrote:
Something by Tom Jones. Maybe his new album.

You are in the toilet at work, french kissing your reflection in the mirror as usual, when your boss walks in and starts doing the same. When he's finished, he walks out and just as the door is about to shut he pokes his head back around, gives you a massive thumbs up and screams "YOU'RE FIRED!"


Freewheelin' - one of the few things in life that lessens the pain of a massive thumbs up!

You suddenly remember Judith Chalmers, and reflect on the transient nature of life,


'Dancin In The Dark' from the Toads Place bootleg.

You are invited to go skiing with David Hasselhoff, all expenses paid, but the only condition is you have to pretend to be the futuristic car KITT whenever he is in your presence,


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the doctor tells you that he must remove your appendix


Hurricane.

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