Expecting Rain

I would like to know what question the people of Expecting Rain dot com would like me to ask Bob Dylan next time I see him.
(This is a serious thread).
Thank you.

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Ah, deggo, back in form I see..... ok, I'll play.... how about these....

"are you really gonna have me arrested?"

Followed by....

"How much do you think bail is going to be?"

Or maybe.....

"is that guy your body guard?.... he isn't gonna kick my ass... is he ????"

I will try to think of some more in a little while......

"Can he [Baron] take a photo of the two of us?"

AWESOME post hahaha ^^

and then you can ask.. will you show it to milkcow so she'll stop posting about it...pllleeeaaaassseee

That is a funny post..... then you can follow it by....

"will you take a pic of me with Baron so people know that I didn't just photoshop you in..... "

Geewizz guys.

Can Blue Midnight have your slippers?

Bravo, glory.

Also.... will you shave off its hair before you show IT to Milkcow?

and can Boston have your hat?.... so that you don't wear it anymore!!!!

NOOOO holy crap... I hate bald schlong... gross

^^^^
I remember you said long hair was gross, too.

Okay Ego, just ask him to trim it to acceptable length as defined by Milkcow.

and if doesn't know what that is, all he has to do is ask her.... she will be glad to help....

Really, you could just ask if he needs help with a haircut and then Milkcow could come in with the scissors.

Poor Bob....

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any weirder... it did

I know, right?

Let's take a U-turn then.... Ego, what do YOU want to ask Bob? What do you want ME to ask Bob?

Good idea! Okay, I would ask:

Did you or your employees every read the posts on ExpectingRain.com? What do you think about it?

Why do you have such a need to not communicate all with your fans yet love to tour non stop?

Could I buy you lunch?

COULD I WRITE A SONG WITH YOU?

Now it's your turn Johanna Parker? Oh, and I know there are so much better questions that could be asked.

Can I type up the other two volumes of Chronicles from your manuscripts?

'Can I take the blue pill before the red pill today?'

"Bob, what is your stance on robot monkeys?"

Long as in it covers his whole schlong long.... Hahahahaha. I can't even believe you remembered I ever said that. Hahaha


Okay so tell me, how do you know bob's outta control down there? I was just hoping it was normal guy mess and not cousin it like.

I don't know nothing about that.... I'm not that interested in men parts.

'Who's your fave ER nutter?'

"Do you believe that current building regulations in the United Kingdom for new homes which require 270mm of insulation above top-floor ceilings should be taken as an effective guideline for the loft insulation of existing properties?"

I must stress Dylanego that it is very important that after you've asked this question you pay careful attention to Bobby's answer, which may well involve a comparison of the various merits (price, thermal efficiency, moisture absorption) of different loft insulation materials, such as fibreglass, mineral wool or polyisocyanurate. If you could get back to me as soon as you've asked Bob Dylan I would appreciate it greatly. Thank you DylanEgo! Could you also expose your left nipple when you ask this? (This is entirely optional.)